So this happened today. Got to try on the Gold Zeo suit (one of my favorites). I still think it looks awesome despite being too big for me.
Today I charted, “patient states, ‘I can’t follow commands. I’m in a coma.’”
Finally found something that tops “I need Ativan. I’m having a seizure”.
(via nightnursenotes)"EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU THE NURSE?"
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teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
The Synth Queen;
Everyone struggles with [self-esteem], we live in a world where it seems like you can never be enough. You just have to block all of that out. No one knows what you should be, but you do! Do what you love, wear what feels good, and be positive. Even the happiest people have haters, just do your thing and do it well.
(via the-consequence-of-sound)I heart vauseman
Wasted are the days
where the skin beneath our clothes
doesn’t get to touch.
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i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
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